Exploring My Porn Folder Again

Short entry today, because my brain wants to run out and play. Honestly, I think it did so a few hours ago and left me in here working. Stupid brain. I’m going to stab you with a Q-tip.

Some stories get written, and then they never get sold. I have mostly accepted this, and in the cases of some old work, I understand.* On the other hand, there are some perfectly good stories that are just sitting around waiting for an possible anthology to pop up.

Troika
I wrote this story for a threesome anthology from Oysters and Chocolate. It didn’t make the cut, but it did feature a fucked up guy who was cheating with his best friend’s wife who then gets picked up by a gangster’s girlfriend and her chauffeur. Sex is always better when guns are involved, yes?

Gentlest Sin
Two words, “Clockwork Peepshow.” In retrospect, I should have sent this off when there was that spate of steampunk calls for submission a while back. I wrote this story back before steampunk really got going, I think, and I’ve carried it across three different computers. Looking over it now, yegads but its a sad story. Sad man, sad clockwork doll, I need to write something happy.**

Untitled Victorian Magician Story
I wrote this one for Ruthies right before it went under. I really miss that market. Anyway, this story was about a Victorian magician who was auditioning for a new assistant. Wacky hijinks ensue and suddenly we’re in a story about autoerotic asphyxiation. I think maybe I had just watched The Illusionist, or at least, that was my excuse.

Poking through my pornography writing folder, I realized that I should do some serious organization. I really didn’t need a moment where I wondered when I had written an erotic story entitled “Hamster Pregnancy.”**** This is what happens when you save work without thinking about where it’s going. On the other hand, I’d probably read erotica stories titled “Poisonous Spiders” and “Fox Hunting With Dogs.”
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Coming Soon:
Research Ate My Brain
Cthulhu and Erotica: Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together
Possibly Some Lunch, I’m Hungry
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*Poorly disguised Interview With the Vampire fanfic? Really, Past-Kannan?
**Eh, writing something happy is difficult. I’m gonna go write something about miserable people instead.***
***Rinse, repeat.
****I really can’t wait to see what the search engines bring here now.

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